mind = BLOWN
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL
my favorite part of pokemon
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
THE TOP PICTURE IS OF A MAN STANDING UP AT A TOILET AND THE OTHER ONE IS OF A WOMAN SITTING DOWN ON A TOILET
this is like those bathrooms on that rock bottom episode of spongebob
if anyone wonders why im not online its because we dont have internet at home and im just glad im still alive